名稱：壞脾氣餅乾店  (The bad temper cookie shop)
藝術家：張湛
形式：跑馬燈裝置、數位圖像、錄像
年份：2016
長度：循環 Loop 
尺寸：視展覽空間調整
媒材：數位輸出、跑馬燈、投影

「今天來到號稱美食之都的台南，聽說中正路的巷內開了一間餅乾店，身為一個專業的美食部落客，怎麼可以錯過這種隱藏版的美食小店呢！
『老闆你好，請問兩種巧克力豆是哪兩種？可以幫忙推薦嗎？』
『你們有宅配服務嗎？』『天啊聖誕樹的造型好可愛喔≧ω≦這怎麼做的？？？』
『旁邊展場的藝術品好前衛我都看不懂＠＠老闆可以幫忙講解一下嗎？』
『…』
『媽的你問這麼多幹嘛？』

從此壞脾氣餅乾店聲名大噪，門庭若市。」

(づ′・ω・)づ

- 對話節錄自「壞脾氣餅乾店」作品 -

The Bad Temper Cookie Shop
Form: zoetrope, digital graphic, video
Year: 2016
Duration: loop 
Dimensions: dimensions variable
Media: digital output, zoetrope, projection
Artist: Zhang, Zhan

“Today I visit Tainan, a city known as a mecca for gourmets. I have been told that an alley cookie shop has opened recently in Zhongzheng Road. As a professional gourmet blogger, nothing tickles me more than this type of stylish shop.” 
“Hello, could you introduce me the two kinds of chocolate cookies and give me your personal recommendation?”
“Do you offer home delivery service?” “Oh! This Christmas tree is so gorgeous ≧ω≦ Would you please tell me how it’s made?” 
“The avant-garde artworks displayed in the venue nearby are all Greek to me ＠＠ Could you give me a rough guide to them?”
“…”
“What the heck do you have so many questions?”
The bad temper cookie shop rocketed to fame and thrived with swarms of customers thereafter. (づ′・ω・)づ

- conversation excerpted from the work The Bad Temper Cookie Shop -