保羅‧威爾斯賓斯基 Paul Wiersbinski 2008, 05:56mins

簡介/Synopsis

畫面中出現這樣一幕：不知是一位策展人還是一名藝術家揮舞著鞭子，驅趕著一群收藏家，穿過破敗的大廳。他們飛快地從一件混亂的藝術品轉到另一件。畫面晃動，聲音也飛快。觀者幾乎什麼都無法明瞭。還好突然之間觀者會在螢幕上看到正式的英語字幕，從中得到最重要的信息。「這是不是萊比錫畫派？」觀者會常常看到這句話，因為如果不是萊比錫畫派的話，這件作品就完全沒有意義了。而且還不斷的出現「這個多少錢?」的問題。中間還出現很多藝壇使用的沒有意義的話，如「你必須跟藝術作品作溝通！」
藝術市場以及它裝腔作勢的一面被盡覽無遺，而且還很有娛樂的效果。

A curator, or an artist - we don’t know exactly - whips a gang of collectors through a dilapidated hall. At a breakneck pace, they rush from one chaotic artwork to the next. The image is compressed and the soundtrack is running too fast, there is scarcely anything understandable. Yet viewers get the most important points literally thrown at their heads as superimposed text in English. “Isn't it Leipziger Schule?” can be read frequently. That’s because if not for that, it would be totally uninteresting. And again and again comes the question: “How much does it cost?” Between all that comes a lot of art business blather, such as: “You have to communicate with the art work!” The art market and its pretensions are unmasked and that’s a lot of fun.